I’m here tah put’ah stahp to yah shennigahns. The FBI does naht like winnowin’s. ‘Specially on a global scale.

Brian playing as Wesker in Marvel vs Capcom 3, pretending Jayden would randomly be a playable character.

▷ WTF. Why. Why do these stupid things go through my head?

When Jayden first saw Blake shirtless in the locker room on the lower level of the station, he knew he had found the bear to devour his honey.

JUST WHY???